“hey i love your blog follow back?”
"So where do you work?"
how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in
- baby: d-d-d-d
- dad: daddy?
- baby: destroy capitalism
- karl marx: nice
i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time
when people say christmas isn’t just about presents
#steve’s sass could power a city (via blackwidov)
I love how he simply knocks politely on the door instead of kicking it open and having Sam spray the room with bullets.
Cap is the best.
Dude. Anyone who breaks down the door and starts shooting indiscriminately, especially when innocent people are on the other side (as in this case), is not someone I want holding a gun. Not shooting innocents is basic decency and police procedure 101, not something I should need to applaud Cap for doing. I mean, Steve *is* a hero, but not everything he does is by definition “heroic”.
When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew